Mr Punk Man

Sir Fudge reporting: There's a stranger living here. He's got a big orange head and that's it. He doesn't have legs or a tail, just a head. His ears and lips are pierced and he has crazy antennas growing out of the top of his head. He sure is weird looking.


One day last week when we came out the door to the yard, there he was sitting on the potting table.


Bailey was the first to check him out.


Morgan had to really stretch to check him out.


Norma Jean took a close look at him, too.


I guess she liked him because she started kissing him on the mouth. She hardly even knew him but she said he tasted sweet.


Dad took the punk man's jewelry off so that Norma Jean wouldn't swallow it, then he moved punk man.


Dad was going to put Mr Punk Man on the tower, but Morgan wanted a closer look.


Everyone was curious about this fellow, even Tsar, though he tried to be cool about it. See him peeking around the tower?


Dad held Mr Punk Man down so we could all get a good look and sniff of him.


The girls were acting goofy about the guy.


Everyone took a turn sniffing him.


Even Tsar was curious now.


Dad put him on top of the tower.


He sat up there talking to the frog.


Tess tried to reach him, but she couldn't reach that high.


Bailey thought she could jump up and get him, but he was just out of her reach.


Then Tess thought maybe she could reach him inside the tower, but she couldn't. She did find a glow ball in there, though.


Finally Dad took Mr Punk Man down and he let us all look at him again.


What is it with the girls and this punk guy?


Wow, that guy gets around. There he is on the deck behind the butterfly bush.


When we came outside that night, Mr Punk Man was glowing and looked really scary. We kept away from him.

Humans are really strange sometimes.